Mooi staaltje van verwarring

Ik kreeg de volgende unsubscribe boodschap van een mailinglist waar ik me uiteraard helemaal niet op ingeschreven had:

Are you sure you no longer want to receive newsletters from us? If you cancel your subscription, you will no longer receive interesting offers or participate and win great prices. Do you still want to receive our communication?

Mogelijke antwoorden: yes of no. Een doordenkertje. 😉

Alweer gewonnen!

Man, man, mijn geluk kan niet op deze week.

Dear internet user,

We wish to congratulate you over your email address [ ******@******.org ] success in  our computer Balloting.  This is a Millennium Scientific  Electronic Computer Games in which email addresses were used.

All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 100,000  company and 50,000,000 individual email addresses  from all over the world. It is a promotional program aimed at encouraging intern et  users; therefore you do not need to buy ticket to enter for it.

This email address drew and have won the sum of  750,000 Euros  ( Seven Hundred and Fifty Thousand Euros) in cash cr edited to file with  REFERENCE NUMBER: ESP/WIN/008B/08/10/MA;  WINNING NUMBER : 14-17-24-34-37-45-16  BATCH NUMBERS : EULO/1007/444/606/08; SERIAL
NUMBER: 45327 WINNER EMAIL: ******@******.org  and PROMOTION DATE: 1st september. 2009.

To claim your winning prize, you are to cont act the appointed agent below as soon as possible for the immediate release of your winnings with the below details.

1) Full Name:
2) Nationality:
3) Occupation:
4) Sex/age:
5) Address:
6) REFERENCE NUMBER:
7) Telephone Number:
8) Mobile Number:
9) Fax Number (If available)

LIBERTY SEGUROS S.A.
MR. PATRICIO CARLOS
TEL: +34 634-138-556
Email: libertygroup@luckymail.com

Congratulations once again from all our staff.

Mrs Hector Palmira. (Secretary)
Euro Milliones Board.
Madrid, 18th Semtember. 2009.

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This email is confidential and is intended solely for the person or Entity that own this
email address [ ******@******.org ]. If you have received this message in error, we
inform you that the content in it is reserved and unauthorized use is prohibited by law,
therefore,please notify us by e-mail.
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Spammers leren Nederlands

Beste vriend,

Houd er rekening mee dat ik u enkele weken geleden hebben geschreven met de bedoeling om me te laten adviseren Barclays Bank in Londen — Engeland aan de som van ÂŁ GBP 12,500.000.00 draad (twaalf miljoen vijfhonderdduizend ponden) in uw account voor u en mij te delen. Om dit, ik voel me herinneren u weer eens te meer dat de Barclays Bank hadden gesloten om het bovengenoemde bedrag draad in uw account.

Gelieve herbevestigen je huidige adres en telefoonnummer naar mij weer om ons snel te verplaatsen en contact met mij opnemen via mijn e-mail adres dus: bawori47@gmail.com

Met vriendelijke groet,

MR. Bek Awori
DIRECTEUR
F.R.D
Tel: 00447035923470

Misschien moet ik hier een vaste rubriek van maken of zo.

Sluwe spammers

Ik vraag af hoeveel mensen effectief in dit soort mails trappen?

Microsoft Corporations:
Customer Service
Your Reference No: ESP-X/M-2810
Your Batch No: 2009/101/MIC

Attn: Lucky Winner,

We are pleased to inform you of the release of the long awaited results of Sweepstakes promotion organized by Microsoft,in conjunction with the foundation for the promotion of software products,(F.P.S.)in our online email lottery for the year 2009 in which e-mail addresses are picked randomly by computerized balloting,powered by the Internet.

Your email address was among those chosen in the 2nd category and therefore attracted a cash award of 250,000.00 (Two Hundred and Fifty Thousand Euros) and a Dell laptop.

To begin your claim,do file for the release of your winning by contacting our Foreign Transfer Manager:

Mr. Luis Garcia
Microsoft Claims Dept(Spain).
Tel: +34-63-4045-527
Fax: +34-91-1820-136
Email: microsoft.claimsdept9@yahoo.com.hk

For verification purpose ,Forward to him your claim details below;

(1) Your mailing address:
(2) Your Tel(Mobile):
(3) Your Nationality/Country:
{4} Your Full Names:
{5} Your Occupation:
{6} Your Age:

The Microsoft Internet E-mail lottery Awards is sponsored by former CEO/Chairman, Bill Gates and a consortium of software promotion companies.The Intel Group, Toshiba, Dell Computers and other International Companies. The Microsoft internet E-mail draw is held periodically and is organized to encourage the use of the Internet and promote computer literacy worldwide.

Congratulations!!

Sincerely,
Mrs.Raquel SĂĄnchez
(Lottery Coordinator)

Lang leve Mollom

De comment-spam nam hier op yab.be de laatste dagen werkelijk draconische proporties aan. Aan aksimet heb ik me nooit gewaagd, omdat ik als commentaargever al wat nare ervaringen met dit stukje software gehad heb. Maar nu is er dus Mollom. Mollom spaart mij een hoop tijd uit. Geen dagelijkse berg spamcomments meer die moeten verwezen worden naar de eeuwige jachtvelden. En dat kan een mens alleen maar blij maken.

Mochten jullie toch problemen ervaren met het verdwijnen van comments die niet zouden mogen verdwijnen, stuur me een mailtje.